THE JESS ELAINE

If my life were a sitcom

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Husband and wife are discussing having another child while watching yet another Bravo production (Million Dollar Listing).

  Wife:
 I really want another baby now, I’m getting older. After all, it’s been 5 years since I was pregnant with Theo 

Husband:
FIVE YEARS?! How has it been five years? Theo is only THREE! We haven’t even been married five years. Man, I guess we’d better get on it if you’re aging that rapidly. How in the heck do we stop this Delorian?

                                           

 Wife:
                     Clearly I am not as strong of a negotiator as I once thought.
             (Uncontrollable studio audience laughter)
 End Scene.
Luckily, I’m a much better host, so tune in tonight for Jess’ Speakeasy starting @ 9. Click HERE to RSVP!

                                           

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I’m Jess, a wife and mom of 6 that hides behind this blog screen. I’m a color, giltter, sparkle fan, shopaholic, comfort fashionista, dance instructor, and self proclaimed old “vintage loving” soul, who believes in living LOUD and in your true Vibe. Follow along as I figure out life because I’m just here doing the very best I can. Often you’ll find me on the sports field, at a dance competition or taking spotty mirrored selfies of my wacky boho fits.

While I’m not here to rewrite Hemingway, I hope you’ll find a giggle, or a smile somewhere in these posts.

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