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If the world could hug + the hat that almost sent me to jail.
Thank you so much for all of the support for my last post. The thought of letting that ugly cat out of the bag still makes my stomach hurt in ways that make me think that I’ll be the next feature on “I didn’t know I was pregnant”. Seriously, seeing all of the cyber hugs…
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Little Jess doesn’t care what everyone thinks anymore…at least as much anyway :)
Before I begin, let me just apologize for the massive amounts of spelling errors in my last post. When you work from home, you have to use the time you’re given. Yesterday that time happened to be while I was sitting in the driveway with two kids sleeping (ready to awaken at any moment), sucking…
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And I thought It was just going to be another freaking trip to the Zoo.
In a less than great week for our country, and our house personally (which included some stitches for the hubster… Sad face), I’m ready for a new start. And after the heroism and class shown by the city of Boston and the state of Texas, my eyes have been opened to the goodness that still…
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This is a fashion post?
I want you to really take that question mark up at the end. Ron Burgandy style. Good, now that’s out of the way, here’s the deal. I live in the Midwest. That’s Mid-A-West. The fashion capital of the world…haha Siiiiiieeke. But you really can’t blame us, due to the erratic weather patterns, Ohio is tough…
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Watch LIVE!
Check out Last Call with Brittany! Live at 10 on Google plus! to watch LIVE click HERE Nervousness, tummy pains…All of it and more. Speaking of tummy pains, why can’t I just have tummy pains and not think I’m one of those Pregnant and didn’t know it fools? Damn you TLC. Must. Chug. Wine.
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Some days you just want to punch a wall
But then I look in the mirror and realize that I would have to be the one to clean that crap up. So I change my mind and pour a 4th cup of coffee while burning an entire batch of no bake cookies that I intend to consume anyway. Because it’s just one of those…
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Protecting my greatest treasures
I had every intention of posting something completely different today. My post would have probably been something silly, mildly inappropriate and light hearted. But I can’t. Because today is different than I thought it would be. Today my heart is as heavy as a 100 pound weight. I wrote a post after the Newtown incidents about my…
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Weekend out of town.
I went out of town all by myself. Well, technically, I wasn’t alone, and I was only about an hour and a half away. But there was a happy hour and an overnight involved. So it counts. There’s just something so free about not having to carry children, plus a diaper bag, snacks and drinks,…
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Hip Redneckery
I straddle the line between redneck and hipster every day. Honestly, that line is tons closer than you think, actually. It’s more of a smudge really. I mean seriously, if you put overalls on The Lumineers they would totally be the band on the front porch of Noah Calhoun’s porch in The Notebook. Think about…
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Giddy like a school girl.
Ok it’s here. Thursday April 11. Tonight is the night! The debut of Last Call with Brittany. I’ll be a panelist along with other totally hilarious and fabulous moms, gushing about the good stuff. It’s almost a guarantee that the wine will be flowing, and female anatomy will be discussed. #NoFilter. You really won’t want…
THE JESS ELAINE 