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38 weeks pregnant. Oh Holy Hell. It’s about that time and literally all I can do is whine and pound oreos while watching episodes of the oh so shiny Duggars. Yup, we’re nearing the end of the road folks and I’m ready. Well,  as ready as you can be, to push a human out of…

I remember sometimes at dance practice our instructors telling us to “Pop a squat”, usually to have a team talk about what we needed to achieve and accomplish that day. As a dancer and a generally lazy teenager I would relish those moments, because my life motto at the time happened to be “why are…

Sorry Fuse, I’m not sure that show is still a thing. And if it is I’m pretty sure that 7 month-ish giant pregnant ladies aren’t the eye candy you want to cast for your show. Regardless, I felt compelled to create my own “No Pants” debacle last week during the great windy Wednesday. Yes, it…

Okay so just in case you missed my FOX 45 segment this morning, you can click here to see all of the fun Pinterest inspired St. Patty’s* day ideas. DRINKING GAME ALERT! Take a shot every time I say “Absolutely”. Trust me… your party will start faster.  So we all know that St. Patty’s* day is…

Today is one of those hard days. You know the ones, the days that you wake up broken hearted and empty. The type of day that you realize that this growing up stuff really isn’t easy. The type of day that you would just like to block out of your memory. Oh,  but this day.…

I’m not sure how this all happened. I mean, one minute we’re walking around Hobby Lobby without a care in the world, enjoying the hymns played in the stylings of sexy jazz music and the smell of cinnamon and crafting fantasies, when the next thing I knew the world of my two year old collapsed…

This post is sponsored by popsicles.  Just kidding. I wish. Can you imagine how amazing a popsicle sponsor would be? All red 40 fears aside, popsicles are my go to favorite treat of all time, especially when we are all harboring sore throats that refuse to go away.  My entire life I always wanted to…

Today is Fat Tuesday, which means that I can fill myself to the brim with unhealthy food and have zero regrets. In fact, the husband and I splurged on Philly Cheesesteaks for dinner and even upgraded to the 10″ sub. I know that everyone around me were probably thinking the same thing “does she really…

Jeepers, it’s a big BIG world.  I didn’t come from one of those super cultured families that flew on airplanes to vacations all over the globe to visit exotic locations. We were more in the category of “let’s go to Disney every spring break and spend money we don’t have, while simultaneously stopping at every…

Hey everyone! Click to watch HERE if you missed my FOX 45 segment this morning on Monthly subscriptions.  Well grrr. We are on a wifi boycott around these parts, not us, but the wifi company has decided to boycott our house. So here I am Posting from Panera, sitting next to three loud talkers trying…